Let’s face it some mornings are dangerous without coffee. For those who know the struggle of not having their first cup, this Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Tee Shirt is your new best friend. It perfectly sums up the inner battle we all face before that precious cup of joe kicks in. Coffee isn’t just a drink it’s a necessity that keeps us from committing unthinkable acts before we’ve had our caffeine fix. If you're someone who can’t function without your morning brew, this shirt is for you. With its hilarious graphic and bold statement, it’s the perfect way to let everyone know that you’re not a morning person you’re a coffee person.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee is as comfortable as your favorite coffee mug. Whether you're running errands, chilling at home, or sipping on a latte at your favorite café, this shirt will have you looking and feeling great. So, if you believe that coffee is the only thing standing between you and chaos, this tee is for you!
With every sip of coffee, I am more alive, more capable, and way less dangerous.
Why You’ll Love It
Coffee first, everything else second. I am not responsible for my actions before my cup of coffee.
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Hilariously Relatable Design: Let’s be honest, without coffee, we’ve all come dangerously close to making decisions we’d regret. This tee speaks to anyone who knows that coffee first, everything else second is the rule of the day. If you're a fan of dark humor and strong coffee, this shirt is a must-have.
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Soft, Premium Cotton: Made from ultra-soft, high-quality cotton, this tee is perfect for any coffee lover who wants both comfort and style. The fabric is breathable and lightweight, ensuring you feel great no matter how many cups of coffee you've had or need.
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Unisex, Flattering Fit: Designed to be comfortable for all body types, this T-shirt has a relaxed, flattering fit that works for anyone. It’s perfect for your next coffee run or casual outing when you want to wear your coffee obsession on your sleeve literally.
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Durable Print That Lasts: The bold design isn’t just funny, it’s also long-lasting. This tee is built to handle daily wear and tear, just like your trusty coffee routine.
Care Instructions
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Wash Cold and Inside Out: To keep the print looking as fresh as your first cup, wash this shirt inside out in cold water.
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Mild Detergent Only: Use a gentle detergent to maintain the softness of the fabric and ensure the print stays intact.
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Avoid Bleach and Fabric Softeners: These can fade the print and weaken the fabric, so skip them when washing.
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Tumble Dry Low or Air Dry: To prevent shrinking and maintain the shirt’s shape, tumble dry on low heat or, ideally, air dry.
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Iron Inside Out on Low Heat: If ironing is necessary, turn the shirt inside out and use low heat to avoid damage to the print.
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Store in a Cool, Dry Place: To preserve the vibrant design, store your tee away from direct sunlight in a cool, dry place.
I am fueled by coffee and patience. Before my first cup, I am a work in progress
